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Blame God! ( Lord knows it's not our fault )

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As Kanawha County struggles with coming to terms with the uncounted gambling ballots, one poll worker came up with the best scapegoat so far:

"Deloris Robinson, a poll worker at Mammoth Advent Christian Church, said nothing out of the ordinary occurred at that polling place. She said all the workers did "an honest job."

"I done my job up there -- the Lord knows I did everything I was supposed to," Robinson said. "If anything went wrong, it was the Lord's doing. In my mind, I'm satisfied with the job I've done."

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"If anything went wrong, it was the Lord's doing."
No, it's wasn't.

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No no no no. GAWD DAMIT. How many times to I have to say this.


ITS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!


he gets fuckin' blamed for everything else....
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notice she said "In MY mind"???? me thinks peoples tryin to play god..... let the conspiracy commence :twisted:
Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?



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Obviously the Clinton's fault. God was too busy killing miners in Utah.
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Bob Campbell wrote:Obviously the Clinton's fault. God was too busy killing miners in Utah.
Been drinking from the Westboro Baptist Church's wine there Bob?
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Shhh...don't tell those guys! God'll start killing djs next.
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Whoa! Westboro Baptist Church! You mean they don't like Mormons, either? Or is it miners? Mormon miners?
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looks like the ballots didnt take that bad of a smiting, it still passed...
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god had 50 bucks on it passing. St. Peter has to pay up.
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FearPeddler wrote:looks like the ballots didnt take that bad of a smiting, it still passed...
Nice.

What was the final tally?
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