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CoolBreeze
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by CoolBreeze Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:38 pm
As Kanawha County struggles with coming to terms with the uncounted gambling ballots, one poll worker came up with the best scapegoat so far:
"Deloris Robinson, a poll worker at Mammoth Advent Christian Church, said nothing out of the ordinary occurred at that polling place. She said all the workers did "an honest job."
"I done my job up there -- the Lord knows I did everything I was supposed to," Robinson said.
"If anything went wrong, it was the Lord's doing. In my mind, I'm satisfied with the job I've done."
"I know I've got a lot against me: I'm White, I'm Protestant, I'm hard working. Don't you have an Amendment to protect me"? Archie Bunker
AmpedNow
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by AmpedNow Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:24 pm
"If anything went wrong, it was the Lord's doing."
No, it's wasn't.
Dummy.
The People's DJ
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by The People's DJ Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:35 pm
No no no no. GAWD DAMIT. How many times to I have to say this. ITS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!! he gets fuckin' blamed for everything else....
fearpeddler
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by fearpeddler Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:32 pm
notice she said "In MY mind"???? me thinks peoples tryin to play god..... let the conspiracy commence
Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?
Bob Campbell
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by Bob Campbell Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:08 am
Obviously the Clinton's fault. God was too busy killing miners in Utah.
The People's DJ
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by The People's DJ Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:32 am
Bob Campbell wrote: Obviously the Clinton's fault. God was too busy killing miners in Utah.
Been drinking from the Westboro Baptist Church's wine there Bob?
Bob Campbell
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by Bob Campbell Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:13 pm
Shhh...don't tell those guys! God'll start killing djs next.
jag
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by jag Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:05 pm
Whoa! Westboro Baptist Church! You mean they don't like Mormons, either? Or is it miners? Mormon miners?
fearpeddler
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by fearpeddler Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:12 am
looks like the ballots didnt take that bad of a smiting, it still passed...
Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?
Bob Campbell
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by Bob Campbell Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:33 pm
god had 50 bucks on it passing. St. Peter has to pay up.
AmpedNow
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by AmpedNow Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:02 am
FearPeddler wrote: looks like the ballots didnt take that bad of a smiting, it still passed...
Nice.
What was the final tally?
