Don't try this

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:19 pm

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:35 pm

Dumb pricks.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:25 am

Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:13 pm

Hoosier Daddy wrote:Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?

It is amazing they continue to have population there, is it not??

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Tue May 19, 2009 2:51 pm

That's quite a sticky situation.

weak... I know.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:24 pm

Hoosier Daddy wrote:Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?

You mean, these?

And, of course...

...And they're screwing wild animals?

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 pm

I think those hotties are the exceptions and not the rule.
Give me a boatload of Swedish girls anytime.

jag · Post by **jag** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:55 pm

Making British girls look ugly since 1428

Like that would be difficult.

Ace Purple · Post by **Ace Purple** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:49 am

I saw some smoking hot British chicks during my semester in college in England 11 years ago.

At the same time, Swedish girls tend to be gorgeous.

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