Don't try this
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Don't try this
Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
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Dumb pricks.
America is at that awkward stage.
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but too early to shoot the bastards.
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Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?

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It is amazing they continue to have population there, is it not??Hoosier Daddy wrote:Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?
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That's quite a sticky situation.
weak... I know.
weak... I know.
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You mean, these?Hoosier Daddy wrote:Soooooo ... you're saying Russian men consider these nasty animals to be preferable to those large, sturdy, homely Russian women?
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And, of course...

...And they're screwing wild animals?
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I think those hotties are the exceptions and not the rule.
Give me a boatload of Swedish girls anytime.


Give me a boatload of Swedish girls anytime.

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Making British girls look ugly since 1428
Like that would be difficult.
Like that would be difficult.
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I saw some smoking hot British chicks during my semester in college in England 11 years ago.
At the same time, Swedish girls tend to be gorgeous.
At the same time, Swedish girls tend to be gorgeous.
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