A Pile of Crap Under the K-9 Crew

[Know It All]

Virginia West recently made a trip of a few blocks from Fifth Avenue to Fourth. But the newest member of The Dawg’s K-9 Crew left a mess in her wake and the crap is now turned up to High Mix on Eleventh Street.

The first victim was long-time morning show sidekick Rocky who was told to take a hike when Ginny showed. Now, just a few short weeks after she arrived, tempers have flared between her and Rod. Virginia wants to run the show – literally – while not seeing Rod as the star and true talent. Upon learning of the strife, Kirtner came out of his office just long enough to rally to Ginny Girl’s aid. The result: Willis got a week off without pay. (Oh yeah, almost forgot, Mike hopes you have a really Merry Christmas!)

To add insult to the firing and suspension injury, the cheap Coal Exchange version of TMZ is quaking with the gossip of Virginia getting off the air and heading down to Kirtner’s office to play radio consultant. The problem is they know what she doesn’t know and fully realize that she doesn’t know that she doesn’t know it!

The hired hands are nauseated to see that what Virginia wants, Virginia gets. Santa Mike is digging deep in his bag and giving her all the goodies. Others get the leftovers from the Big Lots bag. While nice to her face, they really wish she would become Virginia Virginia and get out of Huntington West - yesterday.

[kaos]

I never heard - what happened to Rocky?? Where is she now? The curious are wondering - help!

[Know It All]

Glad you asked kaos, because that is exactly what it is.

Rocky is doing two things; standing in the unemployment line and pursuing a lifesaving career as a nurse as she wraps up RN school. Kind of like the same way that Ginny has Mikey wrapped around her finger and gives her everything she wants.

[RADIOHEAD 1]

Will Mike be furnishing Ginny's home with items from Big Sandy and will Reeves have a new half-brother-sister in
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[genlock]

Rocky will make a fantastic nurse.
She will, of course, be in the proctology unit.
Because of her long experience with assholes.

[Cameron]

Rocky will make a fantastic nurse.
She will, of course, be in the proctology unit.
Because of her long experience with assholes.

Careful...

[The Interpreter]

Well, I once heard a friend of yours call you a very anal engineer!

Terpy, passing out compliments...or sumthin'

[DJSHOCKLEY]

Soooo...Sorry to hear that Rocko isn't there anymore.. Always thought the world of her... Enjoyed working with her..