Eggs cooked properly are important.

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Eggs cooked properly are important.

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JACKSON, Ky. (AP) -- A relative of two people killed in an eastern Kentucky rampage says the shootings happened after an argument between the gunman and his wife over how she cooked his eggs.

State police say 47-year-old Stanley Neace killed five people with a shotgun Saturday Morning before killing himself in a trailer park near Jackson.

Sherri Anne Robinson answered at a phone listing for Neace and says she is a relative of two of the victims. She says witnesses to the shootings told her that Neace became enraged when his wife did not cook his breakfast to his liking.
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Just ask Jesco White about those "slimy sloppy eggs", while he held a butcher knife to Norma's neck.

Never mess with a man eggs...
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OK, everybody sing along, now:

"The incredible, inedible egg!"
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In no-deposit no-return shells.
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