Them t*ts are da bomb!

[Clay JD Walker]

This is simply jacked up:

British spies say female suicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants -- which are almost impossible to detect.

Radical doctors are inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery - making the Al-Qaeda followers "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines".

And doctors may have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals... before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers.

[AmpedNow]

If they would only channel all of that diobolical energy into finding a cure for cancer...

[cgarison]

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers.

I did not know that Islamic extremists needed butt implants to make up for the condition of Male Pattern Ass Loss.

Becky Worley: Leo gets a wicked case of chaffe in between shows.

Leo Laporte: When you sit on a ball all day long.

Becky Worley: I don’t know, look at you. You know why, because Leo has something called MPAL.

Leo Laporte: What’s that?

Becky Worley: It’s a terrible something that we diagnosed years ago.

Leo Laporte: She was the first to discover that.

Becky Worley: It’s called male pattern ass loss. And it’s like, it falls off a shelf. No, you’re sticking it out.

Leo Laporte: No I don’t – I have been working out.

Becky Worley: I think your ball shows that you’ve got some glutes now.

Leo Laporte: I’ve been working out, baby I -- because she’s so ….

John C. Dvorak: Working out on the ball.

Leo Laporte: Because she so humiliated me with my MPAL.

Becky Worley: Your MPAL was bad, it is…

Leo Laporte: It used to bad.

Becky Worley: It happens to guys when they stop like, when they are just…

Leo Laporte: It’s like concave.

Becky Worley: When they’re desk dudes.

Leo Laporte: It goes concave.

Becky Worley: It comes right of the end of your spine and it goes…

Leo Laporte: Boom, there’s nothing there.

Becky Worley: Yes, but...

Leo Laporte: No, no, I have been doing, oh; I have been doing the lifts, and the hems and haws.

Becky Worley: Your MPAL is better.

Leo Laporte: MPAL.

Becky Worley: I have got to get that coined.

Leo Laporte: So embarrassed.

John C. Dvorak: So, what is this great story you’re going to tell us, about? I don’t really want to have to sit here talking about Leo’s butt.

And we have a repeat of some of the above banter in TWiT 240. http://www.twit.tv/240