The Jokes Write Themselves Dept: Jaws Of Life on wheelchair

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CROSS LANES, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man in a motorized wheelchair is in the hospital after being hit by a vehicle.

It happened on Big Tyler Road in Cross Lanes. A portion of that road is now closed.
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Police say the man was riding down the street when a vehicle hit him from behind. The driver fled the scene and police do not have a description.

Jaws of Life were used to cut the man out of his wheelchair.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/84870152.html

Here in Charleston, you'll see old people rolling down the middle of city streets all the time which is bad enough. But to be rolling down a main 2 lane highway like Big Tyler Road is just asking for it. No matter how you slice it however, using the Jaws Of Life on a wheelchair is still funny as hell.

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This poor guy's misfortune will make a few late night jokes, I'm sure...

The asshole that hit and ran probably was a meth head with no insurance on his way to get a fix.