Worst Joke Ever

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Dave Allen
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Worst Joke Ever

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What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas this year?


(wait for it)



PATRICK SWAYZE!!



Yeah, I know....goin' straight to hell, and Campbell don't say shit...you're going too!
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Re: Worst Joke Ever

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Dude! You'll feel bad when I'm checking you into one of the lower levels of the Dark Realm!
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Remember..

(a) I'm from Logan

(b) I've been married for 17 years.

I have a feeling when I get there they will just ask me to stick around to be a tour guide.
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I'll be right there with ya, cause I LOL'd too. :lol: Damned funny.
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Bad. Very bad. Profoundly and egregiously bad. Maybe not the worst ever, but certainly a high point in low humor (which is, after all, what you were striving for).

Well done. Carry on.
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