Remind me NEVER to marry an Indiana girl!!!!!

[Force Commander]

23 times now!

http://www.indystar.com/article/2009021 ... 95/LOCAL18

[jag]

Aw, come on, man! Take a look at her...you know you'd do that in half a heartbeat!

[Hoosier Daddy]

The nicest was George Scott, her first and -- at seven years -- her longest marriage. He was 31 and fresh from a stint in the military. She was 16 and just out of eighth grade. "We used to sing that song, 'I'm only 15 and he's 21,' " Wolfe said. "But we'd go around saying, 'I'm only sixteen and he's thirty-one.' "

The best lover was Jack Gourley, who liked skinny dipping and impromptu trysts. She wed him three times.

The marriage to Fred Chadwick was the shortest: 36 hours. The love wasn't there.

The strangest exchange of vows took place at the Indiana Reformatory at Pendleton to a one-eyed inmate named Tom Stutzman, whom she said was wrongly convicted of rape.

And her last beau . . . well, his history of marriage makes Wolfe seem almost chaste.

Wolfe has been married in front of judges and priests, in grand halls and living rooms. The bride wore a white taffeta gown. The bride wore a yellow, two-piece suit. The bride wore denim. She never wrote her own vows. And she always saw the end coming.

Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

How about 'Remind me NEVER to marry someone who is mentally ill !!!!!'

I don't think the fact she's from Indiana has a whole lot to do with it ...