The accused was wielding a what????

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The accused was wielding a what????

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This couldnt be funnier.....



A MAN in a black leather mask used a sex toy to belt a woman about the head before tying her dog to a tree until it choked to death, a court has been told.

Mackay Magistrates Court was told that Shaun Michael Burke, 38, from Mount Pleasant near Mackay, and a 21-year-old woman broke into a Mackay home at 3am on Monday.

The court was told Burke wore a black leather mask and was armed with a large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape, which he used to assault the 49-year-old female occupant of the house.

Burke then allegedly assaulted the woman about the face and head with the dildo leaving her with bruising and small bumps to the face.

The mother, together with her 19-year-old son, who witnessed the event, then escaped the home.

Burke and his female co-accused then allegedly took the family dog, a Lahsa Apso, to a nearby park where they taped the animal to a tree, causing it to choke to death.

Police have charged the pair with robbery with violence, wilful killing of an animal and entering a dwelling with intent.

Burke was remanded in custody to reappear in Mackay Magistrates Court on Wednesday, while his co-accused was released on bail to appear in the same court on January 29.

The woman, who was not identified in court, is from Bucasia near Mackay.

Two of the charges carry a maximum penalty of life imprisonment.



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Re: The accused was wielding a what????

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I disagree.

It could be funnier if the accused were found guilty and bopped about repeatedly with said implement. Then--duct tape and all--it could be shoved...into a drawer in the evidence room.
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Re: The accused was wielding a what????

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Must have been playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.


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