Daveinthepaper

[genlock]

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So which one is Dave?

[Lee]

The one with tits...

[cgarison]

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So which one is Dave?

I don't see a beer in anyone's hand so it is hard to tell.

[Dave Allen]

The one closer to the woman's tits.

[Kiddconley]

A place to buy locally made West Virginia Products.... (In my best local announcer voice)

Now I can get Nu-Era Pepperoni Breads and Chrystal Meth in one convenient location! I swear to god.. if they ever legalize Meth, one day you will hear (on a spot) ".... and Baisden Brothers feed Store has all your Meth lab needs! Including tubing, boiling pots, and dyphenhydramine by the case!" "We even carry the latest in smoke detectors and fire extinguishers!"

And possibly: "everything you need to get your lab up and running safely!"

Maddog Mike wrote a book? Does it come with the crayons or do we have to buy them too? Just kidding, Mike.. don't punch me in the neck.

Kidd

[Dave Allen]

How do you know Baisden Brothers doesn't ALREADY do that, Kidd? While we're at it, have 'em sell some gold paint (Kidd's Mom loved it), Morrrison's hot dogs, Parkway Drive-In's chicken livers and some old copies of Swank and Club magazines from Star Market. Kidd's mom loved those, too.

As for the other dude in the picture, Mike Collins is an old radio dude that now does PR for Dignity Hospice. He has written an edited several books, some using his pen name, Michael Knost. That's is much like Kidd dancing at certain clubs in Charleston using the name Coco LaRue.

[genlock]

"now does PR for Dignity Hospice"

Sounds like a fun job.

[Dave Allen]

Nearly dead for the most part.

[Kiddconley]

Dave,

You can bet your hi-lites that Baisden Brothers has sold more tubing than Goodyear. As for my mother.. get off her. i just got off... ah, you know.

Your brother in Morrison's Chicken Livers...

Kidd.

[Dave Allen]

..and for your information, you Rick Astley wannabe, I lost the hi-lites a couple of years ago.

[The People's DJ]

Is it me..


or are you trying really hard not to laugh?

[Kiddconley]

That's just Dave's normal expression. He has no chin. I often confuse him with the Bass player from Hall & Oates. Except the bass player has talent. Dave probably thinks Hall & Oates is an intersection in West Logan.

[Dave Allen]

You have to admit that is a smashing sweater than Conley's mom crafted from her back hair..at least I hope it was only her back hair...it was covered with scabs and pus....

[Kiddconley]

God, it always amazes me that "momma jokes" still make me laugh outloud. Dave, your mom laughed too.. at least I think she did. She might have just been choking on my %$#@ again ... I assume she was laughing because sperm came out of her nose. I wonder if that burns?

[Dave Allen]

You should know...you were in the Coast Guard.

[Kiddconley]

I never held that pivot position though. I was always outside the barrel. I've seen your mother "train" the LHS Class of 88. Well.. you know. You were there. Taking a turn with the rest of the guys.

[Kiddconley]

Does she still have that crushed hip from Nunley's "Super Swedish Swivell" move?

[Kiddconley]

She looked a little thinner after that.. but my god... her flexibility was incredible for the next 3 weeks. I couldn't stand that clicking noise, though.

[Kiddconley]

Where'd u go Dave.. have to read the Logan County School menu again? Or is your mom on Trading Post trying to trade hand jobs for crack again?

[Kiddconley]

Also.. I just did that thing for you that I said I would do.

Your welcome.

Kidd