WARNING: Home Depot Scam!

[Lester]

This is a heads up warning for all you men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Dont be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each

[Tom Taggart]

Try putting some money in the wallet...............

[Dr. Whiplash]

Variation on a theme, via the Columbus Dispatch:

An East Side strip club was shut down by a judge yesterday after Columbus police said employees sold sex and drugs to undercover officers over a two-year span...

[Big Media]

An East Side strip club was shut down by a judge yesterday after Columbus police said employees sold sex and drugs to undercover officers over a two-year span...

They should have arrested the undercover officers for buying sex and drugs from prostitutes.

[AmpedNow]

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

I know a nice rack is hard to resist, but at some point, you have to stand strong.

Crap. I can't believe I just wrote that...

[ashton]

...but at some point, you have to stand strong.

That's what got him in trouble in the first place.