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[Big Media]

A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Funny as ass!

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

WFT?

[AmpedNow]

"Way to go, son! Just use your own card when you get older."

[Oldiesdude]

The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

That is Fu#$ing GOOFY!