Parkersburg prepares to battle goose crap

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Parkersburg prepares to battle goose crap

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From the Parkersburg News -

Parkersburg mayor Bob Newell said the city’s parks are overrun by Canada geese and the waste is a prevalent problem at both City Park and Southwood Park.

...John Houben, a wildlife biologist and district supervisor with the U.S. Department of Agriculture...spent a day at City Park and counted 200 Canada geese. Houben told council the 200 geese will deposit more than 150 pounds of waste a day. 8O

Newell said it would cost anywhere from $12,000 to $14,000 to manage the city’s geese population. Newell said attending the Daffodil Days event at City Park, excrement was everywhere.

“You couldn’t walk ten feet without stepping in it."
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How much does a case of .22 long rifle shells cost?

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Problem solved.

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10 year old boys and some 22 rifles.
Pay for the ammo and a bounty on the geese.
Take about a day.
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... and clear out the E.R. beds at Camden-Clark and St. Joe, 'cause the tree huggers and the PETA people will be having strokes ...

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I have a .22 rifle with scope and plenty of ammo if they want to pay me a bounty.

Damn geese are nesting around my office and chasing people as they try to get to the front door. Someone needs to tell me why the stupid things are protected. They are everywhere....
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Shoot them also.
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The Parkersburg News wrote:Newell said it would cost anywhere from $12,000 to $14,000 to manage the city’s geese population.
Hoosier Daddy wrote:How much does a case of .22 long rifle shells cost?

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A few bucks....

The union-member gubmint employee who would use them a few minutes a day but needs to make enough to pay his dues that will be used for political purposes and socialist-style control over free companies and markets? $13,980....
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Poison corn?
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Hoosier Daddy wrote:How much does a case of .22 long rifle shells cost?
Exactly my reaction. A case of shells, a trip to the landfill and $5 per goose bounty = the low bid of $ 1074.35.
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And some beer.
Also immunity for the shooters.
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New restaurant chain: Mountie DoRight's CFG (Canadian Fried Geese). Eh?
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Goose thighs would be awesome (with beer).
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