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I'd like to meet his tailor

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Man convinced girl, self, he was vampire-werewolf hybrid
Allentown (PA) Morning Call

Police say a Pottsville man convinced a 15-year-old girl he was part werewolf and part vampire before sexually assaulting her. Kristian Allen Carl, 19, also believed he was a supernatural mixed breed, police say. "He convinced himself he was a hybrid - a combination werewolf and vampire," Pottsville police Sgt. James Joos said. "He convinced the girl he was, too."

To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl "showed me his canine teeth," Joos said. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth." Carl also told police he had a "guardian dragon that protected him from evildoers."

Carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sexual intercourse with the girl, who told police he was her boyfriend. Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote in an affidavit. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night. Moran on Jan. 29 found sufficient evidence to order Carl to face Schuylkill County Court on the charges. Carl remains free on $25,000 unsecured bail, Joos said.
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Wow.

Kids are getting more and more dumb these days.
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Shit!

That is about an hour from Philly.

Crazy people in these parts I tell you.
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That's the oldest trick in the book.

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