WTF????????

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:29 am

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:32 am

Scooter Libby is trying frantically to call her lawyer...

What a crock this whole situation is. 40 days locked in comfort in her mansion where the press can still get to her. Way to prove celebs don't get preferential treatment, LA county.

Dave Loudin · Post by **Dave Loudin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:33 am

Apparently the two murderers in adjacent cells were not able to settle Paris's nighttime crying jags.

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:07 pm

Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court

Jun 7, 10:56 PM (ET)

By LINDA DEUTSCH

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton's release from jail may be short lived. Hours after she was sent home under house arrest Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to decide if she should go back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/200706 ... CBFO0.html

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:01 am

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:06 am

at least she's getting out of the correct side of the car this time....

that would have been hilarious if she'd gotten out of jail, and drove herself home LOL!

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:53 am

Is it true that the Fox Network will remake Prison Break with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie?

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:31 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/we-love-p ... ity-stunt/

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:38 pm

Another theory, less credible, is that the Darling Family is the family from the Peter Pan stories ... and, of course, Paris' dog is called Tinkerbell.

Sounds like Mark Hallburn, PI, is on the case. That has to be the stupidest connection to a possible publicity stunt I have ever seen. Stupid.

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:59 pm

fanofbigmedia wrote:Stupid.

Or Brilliant?

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:02 pm

Paris changes her name to "Delbarton Hilton".
Behaviour now considered normal.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:18 pm

is it really neccessary for EVERY SINGLE news channel to be showing wall to wall coverage of paris hilton's front gate??? that can't be the only thing going on in the world today.

UPDATE: OMfG.... did you see tommy chong on msnbc??? if they would have stopped the interview after his first joke "who did she murder?", that would have been the best interview of the day... but NOOOOOO, they had to let him start rambling about the media being controlled by republicans, because they were diverting attention from the scooter libby thing by putting Paris all over the TV... whatever tommy! the chick anchor had a snappy comeback at that point though, "tommy have you smoked anything today?"

i'm distancing myself from the news for the rest of the weekend just for that... so THERE, take that Ted Turner... how's that feel *yawn*