Chris is 48
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Re: Chris is 48
Happy birthday!
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Re: Chris is 48
Happy Birthday
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Re: Chris is 48
I'm still refusing to acknowledge the increment.
Maybe next year.
(But thank you!)
Maybe next year.
(But thank you!)
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Re: Chris is 48
You're so olde you have to spell it o-l-d-e.
You're so olde that when you were in school there was no history class.
You're so olde the key on Ben Franklin's kite was the key to your first apartment.
You're so olde your social security number is "2".
You're so olde you first phone number was XVIICLXXVII.
I have about a hundred of these.
You're so olde that when you were in school there was no history class.
You're so olde the key on Ben Franklin's kite was the key to your first apartment.
You're so olde your social security number is "2".
You're so olde you first phone number was XVIICLXXVII.
I have about a hundred of these.
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Re: Chris is 48
Keep going...
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Re: Chris is 48
You're so olde when God said "Let there be light," you flipped the switch.
You're so olde you fart dust.
You're so olde you complained about the noise when the big bang happened.
You're so olde Jesus is in your high school year book... "Dear Chris, have a great summer... Jesus."
You're so olde when Moses parted the Red Sea you were there to tell him he was doing it wrong.
You're so olde when Homer was writing the Iliad and the Odyssey you were all like, "Bitch, this shit is way too long."
You're so olde you remember when God was hiding dinosaur bones in the ground to test people's faith 6000 years later.
You're so olde you can remember asking Noah how he was going to get rid of the elephant, rhino, and hippo shit.
You're so olde you remember trying to keep friends of yours from getting drunk and sexing up neanderthal chicks.
You're older than a motherfucker. I can prove it scientifically. The average motherfucker is this old ----------->. You are this olde --------------------------------------------->. Therefore, scientifically, you are older than a motherfucker.
You're so olde that if you travelled back in time you would still be olde.
You're so olde you fart dust.
You're so olde you complained about the noise when the big bang happened.
You're so olde Jesus is in your high school year book... "Dear Chris, have a great summer... Jesus."
You're so olde when Moses parted the Red Sea you were there to tell him he was doing it wrong.
You're so olde when Homer was writing the Iliad and the Odyssey you were all like, "Bitch, this shit is way too long."
You're so olde you remember when God was hiding dinosaur bones in the ground to test people's faith 6000 years later.
You're so olde you can remember asking Noah how he was going to get rid of the elephant, rhino, and hippo shit.
You're so olde you remember trying to keep friends of yours from getting drunk and sexing up neanderthal chicks.
You're older than a motherfucker. I can prove it scientifically. The average motherfucker is this old ----------->. You are this olde --------------------------------------------->. Therefore, scientifically, you are older than a motherfucker.
You're so olde that if you travelled back in time you would still be olde.
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Re: Chris is 48
I see a Buick is Chris' future.
Only because they don't make Oldsmobiles or Mercury GranMas anymore.
Only because they don't make Oldsmobiles or Mercury GranMas anymore.
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Re: Chris is 48
I resemble that remark.genlock wrote:I see a Buick is Chris' future.
Only because they don't make Oldsmobiles or Mercury GranMas anymore.
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Re: Chris is 48
"Always-On" left turn signal and "Bucket Seats" available
with optional DEPENDS trim package.
with optional DEPENDS trim package.
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Re: Chris is 48
The irony of the GrandMa ad is that the 2004 Buick LeSabre came with special incentives that were provided by AARP through GM.
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