The Quote Thread

[David Paleg]

April Fools day quotes:


April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the
other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not
succeed. ~Mark Twain

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
~Will Rogers

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a
sense of humor. ~Max Eastman

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's
Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"? ~ Author Unknown

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools
in it than ever. ~ Charles Lamb

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will
Rogers

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or
two on their payroll to test things." ~ Alan Coren

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all
the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham
Lincoln

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb

Then I get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again. ~The Who

[Hoosier Daddy]

Welcome back, Dave.

[David Paleg]

Thanks. And since this is a quote thread, Bob Aaron's wife, Kim, is calling me the Phoenix... rising from the ashes.