Hillbillies dont sell Crack. Jerky yes.. Crack no.

[CoolBreeze]

Two West Virginia cousins have been jailed after Pennsylvania State Police say they were stopped with a carload of stolen beef jerky and tool sets the men were selling for gas money.


SOMERSET, Pa. -- Two West Virginia cousins have been jailed after Pennsylvania State Police say they were stopped with a carload of stolen beef jerky and tool sets the men were selling for gas money.
Michael Graham, 37, and John Barry, 35, both of Milton, W.Va., were pulled over in Somerset on Wednesday evening because their license plate was dangling from their car.

Police say in an affidavit they saw "a large amount of boxed and packaged beef jerky" and socket sets on the car's rear seat. Police say the cousins acknowledged stealing the items from auto parts stores and gas stations -- and were trying to sell the items for gas money to get to Westmoreland County.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201102180550

[Scott Reppert]

1. Wallace's Wash Pot Pork Skins
2. Lone Star Teriyaki Beef Jerky
3. Yann's Hot Dogs/Pepperoni Rolls
4. Croutons

That's about all you need.

And maybe a socket set...