True Love, ripped from today's headlines

[genlock]

LAS CRUCES - The teenager who defecated in a man's car - mistakenly thinking it was his girlfriend's - has been convicted and sentenced to probation.

Austin Horries Purifoy, 19, is headed into the U.S. Army, which is aware of the charges, said 3rd Judicial District Attorney prosecutor Michael Heitz.

Unfortunately, the owner of the befouled Honda Civic was turned away from the car wash where he attempted to take the car and had to clean the damage himself, Heitz said.

Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.

[genlock]

I ask that Nunley refrain from reporting this story.
It could set off a wave of copycat crimes locally.
But maybe if Logan car wash and detailing bought some spots.....

[Bob Campbell]

I wonder if it inspired the recent Mad Men episode where Duck Phillips tried to leave a "gift" in Don Draper's office, not realising he was in Roger Sterling's office.

[genlock]

Or the other way around.
A wave of this kind of act could be just around the corner.
Behind the dumpster.

[Scott Reppert]

Reminds me of when I did "Night Flight" on TCS. Right around 11pm one night Candy Slice called me and said she had just baked three dozen pepperoni rolls and told me to stop by and have a couple on my way home. I said "sure" and she said if she and her roommate were not back from C.V. News by the time I got there, just come in.

When I got there they were nuts because somebody had come in when they left, took all the pepperoni rolls and left an unflushed "gift" in the commode.

This stuff can only happen to radio announcers, you know...

[jag]

Right around 11pm one night Candy Slice called me and said she had just baked three dozen pepperoni rolls and told me to stop by and have a couple on my way home.

"Candy Slice"??

[Scott Reppert]

Just what I wrote, my friend, just what I wrote...