And now the winner of the really creepy toy category...

[CoolBreeze]

"The Tell Me Your Secrets Bear is an adorable plush that will be your wee geek's closest confidante. When hugged, he'll profess his love for your child, and stress that friends always share their secrets. He'll ask, "Do you have a secret, best friend? You can tell me anything." When the bear completes a trigger phrase, the audio and video turns on, recording your child's secrets, which are then wirelessly transmitted to you via email (or your Twitter/Facebook accounts). Of course, mostly you'll hear things like, "I really wish Mommy would
cook more bacon", "Why do I have two daddies?" or "Is this real life?", but every once in a while, you'll get valuable intelligence that will help you become a more casually despotic parent. Sleep better knowing that Tell Me Your Secrets Bear is in your corner."

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/secrets-bear.shtml

[AmpedNow]

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[cgarison]

That is so sick. And why does it have an eye that looks like HAL????

I should just mount this in my child's room to scare them just as much.