Dick arrested in Huntington

[rfhertz]

ANDY Dick, that is.

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/breaking ... ted-by-HPD

http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/23/andy-dick ... se-felony/

[Hoosier Daddy]

At first, I think the online headline read something like "Dick arrested by HPD for sex crime".
Somebody must've fixed that.

[Hoosier Daddy]

A July 2008 release from the MTV Newsroom, stated Dick was arrested in California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. He allegedly grabbed and pulled down the tank-top of a 17-year-old girl, exposing her breasts.

It also details a 2007 citation by Columbus Police for urinating on a sidewalk and building. He also was reportedly intoxicated during his standup show and was accused of groping patrons at the comedy club.

In 2007, he also was escorted from "Jimmy Kimmel Live" for repeatedly touching the breasts of guest Ivanka Trump without her permission.

In 2005, he dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience. He was ushered off the stage, and his second show was canceled.

In 2004, he was arrested for indecent exposure outside a McDonald's.

And in 1999, Dick was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana following an arrest for driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood.

Source: Herald-Dispatch.com

Why is this perverted little fucker still touring the country as a comedian?
Any other guy who tried all this shit would be rotting in prison right now,
and would have to register for the rest of his life as a sexual offender if ever released.

[Ace Purple]

The link to the H-D article made the Drudge Report...

[DJSHOCKLEY]

This is interesting:


"Tom Schaefer, owner of the Huntington Funny Bone, said he was posting Dick’s $6,000 bail -- 10 percent of the $60,000 bond placed by Magistrate Patty Verbage Spence. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 2."

"He also said he was with Dick early Saturday morning and disputes what happened at Rum Runners."

“We were at Rum Runners for literally 10 minutes. Nothing happened there except walking through the door and sitting at the bar,” Schaeffer said."

[AmpedNow]

I think somebody's lying.

[CoolBreeze]

I liked the Fark headline:

Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?

[Lester]

I can't remember the comedian that said it... but in reference to the 17 year old girl and Ivanka Trump - "How drunk do you have to be to forget you're gay?"

[lastone]

Couldn't give dick about the Dick that got dicked fer grabbin' dick. Should have left him at western regional so he could get dicked!

[CoolBreeze]

Friday's show apparently had its own fireworks. Bryant Somerville, who attended Dick's performance, said it ended with "a lot of shock and awe," as the performer, dressed in a wig and red skirt as his character, Daphne Aguillera, let the skirt drop to the stage for five minutes.

"He was bare from the waist down," Somerville said. "It was obviously part of the act. He dropped it and there he stood in all his glory.

"I think I heard more deep breaths in that five minutes than in all my 24 years. It was a 21-and-up show. I guess if that's their cup of tea, they got their money's worth."

Staring at Dicks Dick for 5 minutes might play well in a Gay bar... but....

[Bar Rat]

The regional jail web server might have seen its peak traffic today with all the links to the mugshot.

[Lee]

I guess some people missed the "exclusive" photo of Dick nibbling on a dude's ear on TMZ...

[Bob Campbell]

Headline should have been "Dick grabs dicks".

[AmpedNow]

TMZ has video up of a WSAZ reporter asking Dick why he was going to jail, as he was being escorted to a police car.

Pretty good stuff.

[lastone]

Friday's show apparently had its own fireworks. Bryant Somerville, who attended Dick's performance, said it ended with "a lot of shock and awe," as the performer, dressed in a wig and red skirt as his character, Daphne Aguillera, let the skirt drop to the stage for five minutes.

"He was bare from the waist down," Somerville said. "It was obviously part of the act. He dropped it and there he stood in all his glory.

"I think I heard more deep breaths in that five minutes than in all my 24 years. It was a 21-and-up show. I guess if that's their cup of tea, they got their money's worth."

Staring at Dicks Dick for 5 minutes might play well in a Gay bar... but....

Is it legal to perform nude around here?

Why is the owner supporting this crap? What else goes on at that club?
"Dick" may have *ucked this club in more ways than one!

Let the investigations begin....