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This topic is only interesting to me because it appears in my local newspaper, The Charleston Gazette.

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Why my local paper considers this news I'm not sure. But let's take a look since it has....

LAS VEGAS -- A New Jersey company says it has developed "the world's first sex robot," a life-size rubber doll that's designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement. "Sex only goes so far -- then you want to be able to talk to the person," Hines said.

Yea right. Men just cant wait to carry-on big conversations after sex right? Most guys will tell you that if they want to hear yakkity yakkity Yak all day... they'll just get married! :roll:

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201001100346
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anyone else think it looks like a cross between lady gaga and amy winehouse in the face?... heheh
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fearpeddler wrote:anyone else think it looks like a cross between lady gaga and amy winehouse in the face?... heheh
I was gonna plug back in to re-charge,
but he said "No, No, No ..."


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She kept saying "poker face", so I did.

What self-respecting guy wants to talk after sex? Or before for that matter? Maybe during yeah, but geeezzz.
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I wonder if your purchase comes with a certificate that states you are now a Huge Fucking Loser, incapable of scoring some snatch from even a prostitute or that ugly, fat girl no one else wanted in the bar last night. I mean, really, who else would save up the money to buy this thing?








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I admit... If I had enough money to wipe myself with, I'd probably buy one as a good novelty item.

Sit her in a corner at the next Super Bowl party and watch how many of your pervy friends try to cop a feel on her when they think nobody is looking.

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She wouldn't sell here unless they make a "West Virginia version". I'll leave that up to you to figure out. 8O
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well being its supposed to be a "custom" item or whatever, one would think you could remove teeth, or dress it however... its a doll.... so you could trailer trash it up as much as you would want :wink: ........ :lol:
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CoolBreeze wrote:She wouldn't sell here unless they make a "West Virginia version". I'll leave that up to you to figure out. 8O
fearpeddler wrote:well being its supposed to be a "custom" item or whatever, one would think you could remove teeth, or dress it however... its a doll.... so you could trailer trash it up as much as you would want :wink: ........ :lol:

Mmmm.. I was thinking more along the lines of this: I call it "The WV Sex Doll".

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Lookin' a little scrawny for a WV chick.
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CoolBreeze wrote:She wouldn't sell here unless they make a "West Virginia version". I'll leave that up to you to figure out. 8O
Version #1 - About the size of a grand piano. Rotten teeth. Tattoos. Stiletto heels. Chain smoker. Potty mouth. Bleach blonde hair with black roots available as an option.

Version #2 - Bone thin. Hollow, pock-marked face with sunken eyes and a unibrow. Oxycontin smile. Tramp stamp. No tits. Home confinement bracelet matches tube top.
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Two words...FRONT...BUTT.

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What I find creepiest is: you just *know* that dude in the picture has had a turn.
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Those teeth look dangerous.
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Lester wrote:What I find creepiest is: you just *know* that dude in the picture has had a turn.
Yup. Afraid so...
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Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot
Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.


http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex. ... tml?hpt=T2
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It DOES look a little like the Geico caveman.
That's clutch right there. . . . .
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Nate G wrote:It DOES look a little like the Geico caveman.
So, you're saying you're hot for the Geico caveman? Tater....
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Yes. Yes, I am.
That's clutch right there. . . . .
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