Notice to Swingers: There is no Free Clinic near Apple Grove

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Notice to Swingers: There is no Free Clinic near Apple Grove

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MASON COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- The Riverside Club has been open for a few months, and rumors have been swirling around Mason County about what goes on inside the private club.

The Apple Grove businesses' Web site explains it all. It states that "the club is for sensual couples and singles who are looking for a place to have fun and enhance their relationship."

To enter the club, you have to have a membership. Once inside, members are free to have sex or even watch others have intercourse.

There are a set of rules at the club. Among them are: no one will ever be forced to have sex, no prostitution or drugs are allowed and what happens at the club should stay confidential.
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/80233587.html

One of the rules states:
SINGLE MALES WILL BE ADMITTED ON A LIMITED BASIS AT THE DESCRETION (their spelling) OF THE CLUB MANAGEMENT. But there's no such rule for women of course. :lol:
Couple....................30.00 for...................3 months
Single ( males )........50.00 for..................3 months
Single ( female ).......20.00 for..................3 months

http://www.theriversideclubwv.com/About.html
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Re: Notice to Swingers: There is no Free Clinic near Apple Grove

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there's also a swingers club in beckley, one up I-77 just off the parkersburg exit or just before I cant remember, and 2 in morgantown..... usually though once the word gets out via a news outlet like SAZ the clubs end up shutting down because of all the increased attention they weren't getting before
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Damn a single brutha if he doesn't bring food to the buffet!! lol
This people are a trip..
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You can imagine the club membership; 6 couples, 4 single women, 637 single guys.
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Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?



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I find it ironic that people are up in arms over this when surrounding areas are littered with strip clubs.
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Yeah, but you never actually get to bang a stripper, unless you're working for a radio station.
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I try never to encourage Mays, but that latest avatar pic has me laughing my ass off right now. :lol:
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Bob Campbell wrote:Yeah, but you never actually get to bang a stripper, unless you're working for a radio station.
Until they finally figure out you don't make any money. Usually takes them two or three weeks.
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Jay Nunley wrote:
Bob Campbell wrote:Yeah, but you never actually get to bang a stripper, unless you're working for a radio station.
Until they finally figure out you don't make any money. Usually takes them two or three weeks.
Well yeah, but two or three weeks is usually enough. And you can stretch it out a couple weeks if you have tickets to a big metal show.
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most of em listen to the hippity hop now.... :?
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Rock wrote:I try never to encourage Mays, but that latest avatar pic has me laughing my ass off right now. :lol:
:D

I can't take credit for it...

It's from http://putnamlies.blogspot.com
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fearpeddler wrote:most of em listen to the hippity hop now.... :?

You're obviously not hanging with strippers lately.
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metal chicks makin a comeback!!??!! its about damn time.....
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