Why Santa is a horrible role model

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Why Santa is a horrible role model

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I've given this a lot of thought and now I realize that our current health issues are all Santa's fault!


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santa can not be blamed for people's lack of self control......
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What the fuck? Why didn't somebody tell me Santa was bad role model before? Bastards. What am I supposed to do now?
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Jay Nunley wrote:What the fuck? Why didn't somebody tell me Santa was bad role model before? Bastards. What am I supposed to do now?
Curl up and die.
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Some people just like to take the fun out of everything.

First, Jesus isn't even allowed to celebrate his own birthday anymore... Now they're trying to kick Santa out of Christmas because he has bad personal habits.

Let's not forget that Santa is very OLD, so he must have lived a long time on tobacco, cookies, and coke.

I think I may live to see the day when Christmas will come around and people will have forgot why we even have this holiday in the first place.

Maybe they'll join together and start the new REAL Christmas on June 18.

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If Santa were a Rapper.... here's my favorite Christmas video:

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AmpedNow wrote:Maybe they'll join together and start the new REAL Christmas on June 18.
Isn't that when some stores start putting up Christmas decorations?
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