A Long Island Surprise

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:57 pm

A retiree visiting his son on Long Island for Thanksgiving got a smelly -- and nearly deadly -- surprise yesterday when a section of lawn gave way, dropping him neck-deep into a cesspool.

Eduardo Matos, 71, from Puerto Rico, fell into the sewage at around 11:30 a.m. outside his son's Deer Park home.

"I was calm . . . If you panic, that s- - - will suck you right in," he said.

Matos managed to keep his head above the muck until he was pulled out by his son and daughter.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/plun ... z0YMnUrdO2

Jet Black · Post by **Jet Black** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:34 pm

Within half an hour, officials from the EPA showed up on the scene, declared the area a Wetlands, and condemed all the houses in the neighborhood.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:37 pm

"I was calm . . . If you panic, that s- - - will suck you right in," he said.

How exactly doe he know this?

Jet Black · Post by **Jet Black** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:49 pm

genlock wrote:"I was calm . . . If you panic, that s- - - will suck you right in," he said.

How exactly doe he know this?

The story clearly stated he was from Puerto Rico.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:46 pm

I guess he was in deep....no, I just can't do it.

weaver · Post by **weaver** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:07 pm

If you panic, that s- - - will suck you right in

Words to live by.

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