This is a good place to drop general and weird news, entertainment, and general show prep material that might be interesting to air talent or producers. Hot dog threads ALWAYS welcome.
So today I open my morning paper to find a Fruth Pharmacy gift catalog inside. I like Fruth, and I try to support local businesses whenever I can.
Fruth knows their customer base, and that's why they're offering the following:
For the love of your life:
What woman wouldn't LOVE to get a set of Camo nightwear? It tells the world that you're a down-to-earth girl, and it comes-in handy for those nights when you simply need to disappear from his manly advances after he returns reeking from a week in the woods hunting deer. Add some Camo sheets and he'll never find you!
Ever need to hide in the bathroom? Now you can! These Camo shower curtains will dress-up any Decor and you'll feel just like you're taking a dump in the woods every time you sit down! The Camo bathroom scales mean that you'll never have to weigh yourself again, because you simply cant find them!
"I know I've got a lot against me: I'm White, I'm Protestant, I'm hard working. Don't you have an Amendment to protect me"? Archie Bunker
You've struck a nerve here with me. I know a certain Walmart I won't frequent anymore because every time I go in there, every woman in the place is wearing a camo jacket. At least in the winter - in the summer they wear $2 flip-flops. I remember a time when women wanted to wear girls' clothes, not camos and Carhardts.
I would put a Mossy Oak shower curtain and scale in my bathroom without a second thought. That is quite nice. And It would be a wonderful treat to wake up beside my gal (at my old KY home aka the Compound) and have her dressed in a Mossy Oak nightie. The only problem is that she needs a blaze orange belt so that I would not lose my baby in the back yard if she went out to tend the salt lick or the animal feeder with a molasses based animal feed.
Yea, and that invention of crop damage permits are a wonderful thing.
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Jet Black wrote:women wanted to wear girls' clothes, not camos and Carhardts.
It is funny that you phrase it like that because I remember back in November 2007 I walked past the flagship store of HEX at the Easton Town Center and noticed that all the ladies fashion in the windows was camo tunic tops and wife beaters.
And leaders at the corporate office were wondering why the sales at our premier chain of retail stores was tanking? Excuse me, but women in Columbus, OH that shop our stores at the Easton Town Center or Polaris Mall do not wear camo anything. OTOH, camouflage works very well for our chain of stores that is located in at least one strip center in each larger city of southern WV, eastern KY, southern OH, and southwestern PA outside of Pittsburgh.
The first step in a successful revolution is to defeat all competing revolutionaries.
I downloaded it last year from Myspace. It's a local family that decided that Camo was the way to go for their wedding. And I have to give them credit: It's original. It's tastefully done (for Camo anyway) and they put a lot of thought into it. I mean.. check out the Groom with his Camo tie, and the Bride has a Camo accent near the top. This is the family that will survive after all the Office Nancy's panic when the food runs out.
"I know I've got a lot against me: I'm White, I'm Protestant, I'm hard working. Don't you have an Amendment to protect me"? Archie Bunker
About a month ago I saw a smokin' hot chick wearing a camo mini skirt. Of course she isn't the type of woman you guys are talking about, but for some reason beyond explanation I found it alluring as hell.
Jay Nunley wrote:About a month ago I saw a smokin' hot chick wearing a camo mini skirt. Of course she isn't the type of woman you guys are talking about, but for some reason beyond explanation I found it alluring as hell.
One ov Jays cousins,no doubt.
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