New Congressional Districts

[PassiveObserver]

From West Virginia Watchdog:

Over a billion dollars has come to West Virginia thanks to the Recovery Act. $2,387,321 of that total is going towards eight fictional Congressional districts: the 54th, 9th, 4th, 6th, 12th, 13th, and 00.

http://westvirginia.watchdog.org/2009/1 ... -by-eight/

[genlock]

I want to be in the Double-Naught district.

[Jet Black]

Wow.

I'm distinctly not shocked that the only Democrat who answer Watchdog's query didn't even understand the complaint.

Cool site, though. I was unaware of it. Looks like a good site to watch. I'm sure Hoosier will not approve, though.

[Big Media]

I'm sure Hoosier will not approve, though.

He's a FIFO anyway.

[Jet Black]

FIFO?

[genlock]

West Virginia should change it's district numbers to 88,43 and 3.
In honor of Dale Earnhardt and Junior and Richard Petty.

[Jet Black]

Since all three are held by families, the offices passed down from parent to sibling, they should call them not Districts but Fifedoms 88, 43 and 3.

[Tom Taggart]

Fiefdoms, you varlet!

You are hereby sentenced to be serenaded by the fife and drum corps.

[Jet Black]

The Lord forgives poor spellerz, Tom Taggart.

[genlock]

A fife is a sort of flute.

[Jet Black]

...Or a kind of Barney.

[genlock]

I want to be the Congressman from the Double-Naught district of West Virginia.
Call me Buckshot.

[AmpedNow]

So, is this "redistricting" Plan B since ACORN is banished from "helping out" with the 2010 census?



/post #4000

[The People's DJ]

The districts are all going to be renamed. In the end they will be:

R
O
B
E
R
T

B
Y
R
D

[cgarison]

I thought District 00 was for the voters that reside in the cemeteries throughout the state.

[genlock]

You are correct.
I will get 113,000 votes in Logan County alone.