Cleveland Browns Offense finally found.

[genlock]

Cleveland, Ohio (CNN) -- The smell permeated the neighborhood, turning the stomachs of residents and curtailing their outdoor activities.

"We used to think that it was coming from out of Ray's Sausage," said one resident. "But you smell these smells, and I live right there and ... we used to come out here and oh, these smells would just be horrible."

Ray's Sausage Co. replaced a sewer line and grease traps, trying to rid the area of the stench. But Ray's wasn't to blame after all. Instead, police said, the foul odor had a much more sinister source.

Eleven bodies have been found inside and outside a home adjacent to Ray's -- six inside and five outside. A skull, wrapped in a paper bag and stuffed into a bucket in the basement, apparently is all that remains of the 11th victim, authorities said Wednesday.

[AmpedNow]

This is hard to imagine...

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

[Big Media]

Dead bodies adjacent to a sausage plant. Come on! The jokes just write themselves.

I'm off to hell, now. Please send sausage.

[Bob Campbell]

Paging Sweeney Todd.

In other Browns news, they've sent qarterback Derek Anderson over to Afghanistan so he can....wait for it....OVERTHROW ...the Taliban.
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