Slim Jim Plant Explodes and Collapses

[genlock]

In Durham, NC. Only plant that makes Slim Jim snacks.
Prepare for shortages.

[genlock]

Several people missing, liquid ammonia from A/C and refrigeration flowing out of broken pipes into
the building. Large A/C units heaves up with the blast and the fell thru into the building.
Plant was Con-Agra.

[Ace Purple]

Update from Garner, NC (about 12 miles south of Raleigh): Officials say three people are missing and 20 have been taken to hospitals after an explosion at a Slim Jim meat products plant in North Carolina.

http://is.gd/VeHC

[Lester]

About 6 miles from Casa Da Lester.

[Jet Black]

Lester, if I were you I'd be out in your yard with a net. You never know...

Prepare for the Obama bailout of the Slim Jim industry. We'll put $20B into a new factory that makes puffed-corn-filled meat skins with wind turbine power, the United Meat Stuffers will own 70% of the business, nobody will want 'em, and the whole shebang will go belly-up after the next GOP administration cuts off the corporate slimjim welfare.

[cgarison]

Lester, if I were you I'd be out in your yard with a net. You never know...

That is exactly where I would be. My nephew eats about $10.00 in Slim Jims a week. He is going to be crushed.

I like the Jack Links better myself.

[genlock]

Lester, if I were you I'd be out in your yard with a net. You never know...

If only it would rain cold beer with the slim jims.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Lester, if I were you I'd be out in your yard with a net. You never know...

Prepare for the Obama bailout of the Slim Jim industry. We'll put $20B into a new factory that makes puffed-corn-filled meat skins with wind turbine power, the United Meat Stuffers will own 70% of the business, nobody will want 'em, and the whole shebang will go belly-up after the next GOP administration cuts off the corporate slimjim welfare.

You're in the same sanity boat with Hallburn, dude ...

[Bob Campbell]

Authorities are searching for one Randy "Macho Man" Savage and a missing supply of aforementioned Slim Jims.

[AmpedNow]

I like the Jack Links better myself.

Teriyaki.

[Jet Black]

Lester, if I were you I'd be out in your yard with a net. You never know...

Prepare for the Obama bailout of the Slim Jim industry. We'll put $20B into a new factory that makes puffed-corn-filled meat skins with wind turbine power, the United Meat Stuffers will own 70% of the business, nobody will want 'em, and the whole shebang will go belly-up after the next GOP administration cuts off the corporate slimjim welfare.

You're in the same sanity boat with Hallburn, dude ...

I'm sorry - I mouthed the Social Messiah, now I must make pennance. I'll send $10 to ACORN first thing in the morning.

Our Father, Who Art In Washington,
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Thy Kingdon Come, Thy Will Be Done
In Industry As It Is In Government
Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread
And Our Health Care And Our Goods And Services
And Forgive Us Our Tresspasses Against Taxation As We Forgive Those Who Tresspass Against Us By Working And Being Successful
And Lead Us Not Into The Temptation To Limit Government But Deliver Us From The Evil Of Conservatism
For Thine Is The Administration Of Power And Glory, For Present.

[Hoosier Daddy]

... like Hallburn whining about Wal-Mart ...

[Jet Black]

... Like Unionized Hallburn whining about George Bush ...

Hey, since GB43 is history, is Hallburn is your official Boogeyman now? I thought Carville and Emmanuel decided to make Rush the new enemy.

[Jet Black]

... Like Unionized Hallburn whining about George Bush ...

Hey, since GB43 is history, is Hallburn is your official Boogeyman now? I thought Carville and Emmanuel decided to make Rush the new enemy.

[Scott Reppert]

I like the Jack Links better myself.

Teriyaki.

All I'm sayin' is this: if you like teriyaki beef jerky THERE IS NONE BETTER than Lone Star from here in Fairmont. Especially if you get a really fresh package, it is THE best beef jerky I have ever had. Jack Link's peppered is good, but the rest of their's stink. Lone Star's other flavors stink, but the teriyaki is the best I have ever had, anywhere, anytime, anyplace..

I used to eat a lot of Tillamook beef jerky when I had a...um...friend...whose Mother worked for the company. It wasn't bad and it was all free...

[jag]

Condolences to the families of those whose lives were lost in the Slim Jim processing tragedy.