Local man busted for fondling himself. Then it gets weird.

[CoolBreeze]

KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man from Elkview faces several charges after police say he was caught fondling himself while driving on Interstate 64.

According to the complaint, truck drivers saw Jones driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving.

"When challenged about the witness account Jones states that he had recently gone through a divorce, had used methamphetamine prior to the stop and was excited as he was going to see a girlfriend,"

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/45294667.html

[fearpeddler]

thats too funny...!!

[Hoosier Daddy]

Look, there's another one ...

PUTNAM COUNTY, W.Va. (WPNS) -- A man from Hurricane faces several charges after police say he was caught fondling himself while driving through the new Hurricane Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to the complaint, store employees saw an obese male driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving.

"When challenged about the witness account, the driver states that he had recently gone through an ass-reaming on an internet blog, ate four boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts prior to the stop and was excited as he was going to the Eleanor swimming pool,"

[The People's DJ]

Look, there's another one ...

PUTNAM COUNTY, W.Va. (WPNS) -- A man from Hurricane faces several charges after police say he was caught fondling himself while driving through the new Hurricane Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to the complaint, store employees saw an obese male driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving.

"When challenged about the witness account, the driver states that he had recently gone through an ass-reaming on an internet blog, ate four boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts prior to the stop and was excited as he was going to the Eleanor swimming pool,"

You BASTARD! You own me a monitor!

[CoolBreeze]

[fearpeddler]

[Lester]

That's illegal? er, um... I mean THAT'S ILLEGAL!

(makes note)

[genlock]

Look, there's another one ...

PUTNAM COUNTY, W.Va. (WPNS) -- A man from Hurricane faces several charges after police say he was caught fondling himself while driving through the new Hurricane Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to the complaint, store employees saw an obese male driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving.

"When challenged about the witness account, the driver states that he had recently gone through an ass-reaming on an internet blog, ate four boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts prior to the stop and was excited as he was going to the Eleanor swimming pool,"

He was found to be fondling a fish.

[Big Media]

I was falling for that until I read "obese" and "ass reaming" then I LOLed.

That was brilliant, HD.

[Scott Reppert]

Now all we have to do is get the porcupine involved...

[Bob Campbell]

aAAHHHH,,,,Good times.

[cgarison]

It looks like this has got national attention.

http://jalopnik.com/5262969/do-not-mast ... ng-panties

The best part is the poll in which most Jalop readers find the Sebring more embarrassing than than the pleasuring in panties.