Spermbank.com. It's like walking around with a bag of money

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Spermbank.com. It's like walking around with a bag of money

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So there I was, minding my own business... reading Der Spiegel online and looking to see the latest on GMs Opel division, when another story caught my eye: It's about Americans making tons of money on Sperm Banks and how this industry has grown, especially in this bad economy. So I followed a link to www.spermbank.com to see what all the fuss was about. Now I know why people are adopting Chinese babies.

I spotted the following, and was taken aback by the very thought of any "conspiracy" by the Gay community to pull a stunt like what you see below:



Gay Gamete Project
Thursday, March 5th, 2009

GG Enterprises Inc.

Gay Gamete was developed to help the genetic survival for homosexuality. This organization is dedicated to the preservation of Gay culture and the advancement of agenda. According to the studies Gay gene had this high levels of intelligence, creativity, sensitivity and a leadership characters and low criminal offense. In this Program, it will also preserve the gay gene for the future generations.
Donors must between 22 – 40 years old who embody culturally desirable masculine qualities and physical characteristics but often donors found at the recruitment programs. The prospective donors must be a healthy, educated, had a good background and of had an appealing personal profile. Because the clinics evaluates the subject based on of the individual itself. The screening process consists of interviewing, background checks, psychological tests, sexual, social and family history of genetic diseases. Physical examination is a very important factor to be a donor and all of the result must be negative like the blood and urine test which examine the infectious and inheritable diseases. The donor must be stay as anonymous and have no right to know the identity or ask for a solicit donor identity information. Th donor receive of minimum of $40 to $100 for each semen collected. And can make a $6,000 a year for 10 maximum of children.

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ugh.. they're back on the "its genetic" kick... :roll:
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If this is actually real, it won't go anywhere.
I can't see childless couples running to the sperm bank, screaming "I want a gay child".

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Hoosier Daddy wrote:I can't see childless couples running to the sperm bank, screaming "I want a gay child".

:lol:
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That is way too funny.
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Hoosier Daddy wrote:If this is actually real, it won't go anywhere.
I can't see childless couples running to the sperm bank, screaming "I want a gay child".

:lol:
I'm sure the service is for dykes who are really normal women too ugly to get a man.

It's the famous "Gay Catch 22".....

"It's a chosen behavior, so it can be chosen against or corrected."
"No, it's not! I was born this way, so it's genetic! Nobody would want to 'choose' this and go through life with such challenges!"
"Oh, okay...so we can test for it and abort the baby because no one would would want to go through life like this...you said so."
"NO! This is our lifestyle, and who are you to mess with it?!"
"Oh, okay, so it's a chosen behavior...."

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I took it more as the gay community trying to publicly "reaffirm" their self-esteem by inferring that good looks, intelligence, moral values, creativity, leadership, and sensitivity are traits that have been scientifically identified as belonging to homosexuals.

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not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Hoosier Daddy wrote:I took it more as the gay community trying to publicly "reaffirm" their self-esteem by inferring that good looks, intelligence, moral values, creativity, leadership, and sensitivity are traits that have been scientifically identified as belonging to homosexuals. :roll:
So... if you have a high level of intelligence, creativity, sensitivity and leadership character and low criminal offense.... you have the Gay gene just waiting in the closet? :lol:
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