I feel flushed every time I see this monument!

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I feel flushed every time I see this monument!

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MOSCOW — A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.

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The Caucasus Mountains region is known for dozens of spas where enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to treat digestive and other complaints.
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2551#more-2551


Now THAT'S what we need around here! Anyone want to use this as our new symbol? :lol:
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Why have I gotten a chorus of a country song out of seeing that?

"And the enema angels visited Momma at home last night
The little golden relievers told her "every thing will be all right"
Just use what we have brought to you and stick it out of sight
Momma thanks the enema angels for ending her painful plight"

Okay, nobody shot in Reno but there ain't a carrot topped kid with a Happy Meal in there either...
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And I thought it was a monument to the clearing of ear wax...
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Dave Loudin wrote:And I thought it was a monument to the clearing of ear wax...
Same here.

At least it is not a douche bag. :oops: :lol:
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cgarison wrote:
Dave Loudin wrote:And I thought it was a monument to the clearing of ear wax...
Same here. At least it is not a douche bag. :oops: :lol:
They're building that one in Hurricane. In someone's front yard in a residential subdivision next to the new Wal-Mart.

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They're building that one in Hurricane. In someone's front yard in a residential subdivision next to the new Wal-Mart.
That shit is FUNNY! This board has been boring since people stopped commenting on his antics.
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And to think that they haven't even turned the water fountain on yet, which is probably designed to come out at four separate locations...
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Somebody better tell the little girl with the purple shirt and red pants to MOVE when the water starts to flow ...

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Scott Reppert wrote:Why have I gotten a chorus of a country song out of seeing that?

"And the enema angels visited Momma at home last night
The little golden relievers told her "every thing will be all right"
Just use what we have brought to you and stick it out of sight
Momma thanks the enema angels for ending her painful plight"

Okay, nobody shot in Reno but there ain't a carrot topped kid with a Happy Meal in there either...
Ouch!
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