This takes "high maintenance" to a new level

[Mike]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090318/ap_ ... _divorce_4

[AmpedNow]

$53,000 * 52 = $2,756,000 per year.

$2,756,000 / 365 = $7,550.68 per day.

Who could possibly live off of that?

That's about what disc jockeys make per hour, isn't it?

[Mike]

And this illustrates why honest prostitution is illegal: it's cheap "labor" that would unfairly compete with the goldigger racket, since the price is negotiated up front, is reasonably cheap, and sex actually occurs.

I know I'm being cynical but women who pull this kind of crap in divorce are admitting they are prostitutes, since they are putting a price on it and haggling.

[Lee]

And this illustrates why honest prostitution is illegal: it's cheap "labor" that would unfairly compete with the goldigger racket, since the price is negotiated up front, is reasonably cheap, and sex actually occurs.

I know I'm being cynical but women who pull this kind of crap in divorce are admitting they are prostitutes, since they are putting a price on it and haggling.

Someone needs to go to Lady Godiva's.

[Hoosier Daddy]

If you're a guy, and you have a girl (wife, mistress, girlfriend, et al), you pay for the poontang one way or another.

[Mike]

There isn't and never has been such a thing as "free love".

[jag]

If you're a guy, and you have a girl (wife, mistress, girlfriend, et al), you pay for the poontang one way or another.

Yes, but if the demand weren't on the part of the "buyer," there then all the supply in the world would be useless to the "seller." It is the buyer who controls the market, isn't it?

[Hoosier Daddy]

Yeah, but hormones control the buyer. There's another link in the business relationship not often acknowledged.

[Big Media]

Why would I pay a chick 2-million + per year when I can just hire Guaddo, the pissed off mexican hit-man for 1/3 of that to off the witch?

Crap.. was that out loud? Damn.