Excited Hot Wheels fan

[rfhertz]

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/690872.html

Posted on Fri, Feb. 06, 2009e-mail print RSS reprint

Man charged with lewd behavior in toy aisle at Shawnee Wal-Mart
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An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

| Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com

[Scott Reppert]

You'll notice that there's nothing to evidence that Genesis 38:9 comes into play here...

[Lester]

And now that I know what you use the chair for, I'm totally creeped out.

[Scott Reppert]

Nah. The "good stuff" is kept safely hidden somewhere else. Kinda like a "private stash"...

[Lee]

Hmmm...

Good thing the GI Joe with Kung-Fu grip is no longer available.