DaveonWSAZ

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:56 pm

A new low.
Dave talks fast.

Clay JD Walker · Post by **Clay JD Walker** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:54 am

psh...market leader indeed.

j/k...did you get highlites this time, dave?

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:38 am

In other news, Cowboys release "Pacman".

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:03 am

genlock wrote:A new low.
Dave talks fast.

Why? Did he crack the case of a stolen "warsher" or did he find another lost dog a home?

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:14 am

He found a buyer for three tires.

cgarison · Post by **cgarison** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:53 am

genlock wrote:He found a buyer for three tires.

Did is sell that tire buyer a cement block for the wheel that is missing?

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:03 am

They busted his mother for stealing tires and snorting Oxy's off a cinder block. See how things get twisted around through the grapevine.

Mongers!

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:52 am

I do everything too fast..ask Conley's Mom, of course when she wears that pirate costume.

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:05 pm

So ... you are turned on by Pirates? Who would have thought? Oh, wait.. the hi-lites. Nevermind.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:40 am

My fascination with pirates came from fondess for Kidd's mom's wooden leg.

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:42 am

If you can get someone to take those splinters out... you've found yourself a real friend.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:18 am

Actually I banged the splinters and termmites out of her and the leg.

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:46 pm

I think you might have missed the whole joke there, Dave-O.

cgarison · Post by **cgarison** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:23 pm

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:43 am

Thank you.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:02 am

Larry, Larry....just because you have an incredibly small penis, must you behave this way?

Kiddconley · Post by **Kiddconley** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:29 am

Leave my incredibly small penis out of this. This is about you, my mother.. and whatever pre-modern medicine prosthetic limb you can jam into your a$$#@! Argh!!!! Ahoy, Matey! Tis' Daveinthemorning! The Scourge of the seven seas! We had Blackbeard. Then Redbeard. Now we must face "Hilitebeard." He walks with a limp, cause he's got planks in his arse! "Long John Sliver," they called him!

To this day.. many years later... Sailors tell a tale of hearing the ghost of Dave and his "merry," men adrift somewhere on the high seas... singing:

"Yo ho ho.. and a bottle of Zima."

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:40 am

There is a "semen" joke in there somewhere.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:43 am

No hilites in Dave's beard.
Just snot. Dave has a cold.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:47 am

That's pus I picked up from Kidd's mom.

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