Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Go eat some pie!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
Good stuff!
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
From: http://www.cyber-kitchen.com/holidays/t ... /humor.htm
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthfull of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees....................
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthfull of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees....................
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
That's a good one, Paleg!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
happy winter fattening day!! 
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