CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
Farting is Illegal?
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genlock
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Farting is Illegal?
"Everyone Should be aware that you're just a screen grab away from infamy."
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Hoosier Daddy
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That's funny. This should make national news before the day is over.
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Done. It's a Drudge headline now. 
Sheesh.
Sheesh.America is at that awkward stage.
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South Charleston Police need to learn how to deal with real issues.
A Philly cop was (according to one rumor) shot 18 times while trying to make an arrest.
Official reports say two to the torso and one round to the face.
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OK Campbell... here's your proof that immigrants are stinkin' up the place.
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Re: Farting is Illegal?
I wonder...was this guy French?
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Looks like the charge of battery will be dropped...
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/fla ... charge.ap/
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/fla ... charge.ap/
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Hoosier Daddy
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Dear God. It's on CNN.
South Charleston Police, huh?
I'll bet the Chief is extra proud of that officer ...
South Charleston Police, huh?
I'll bet the Chief is extra proud of that officer ...
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genlock
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Re: Farting is Illegal?
Fox news had it.
Britt Hume did the story.
Britt Hume did the story.
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Bar Rat
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It is everywhere. I've had friends from Chicago, Wisconsin, and California IM me and ask about it.Hoosier Daddy wrote:Dear God. It's on CNN.
South Charleston Police, huh?
I'll bet the Chief is extra proud of that officer ...
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I was informed a hour ago that this guy went to school with me. I guess he was 2 years behind me (shit theres a pun).
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The farter or the fartee?The People's DJ wrote:I was informed a hour ago that this guy went to school with me.
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Re: Farting is Illegal?
I was on the news in the "The jokes write themselves" segment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRvnz7XTxM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRvnz7XTxM
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Haha... Good segment.
What's amazing is this "issue" will likely be seriously debated.
You can't make this stuff up.
What's amazing is this "issue" will likely be seriously debated.
You can't make this stuff up.