Bigfoot Body Found

[genlock]

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

The creature was found by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer will be flying in from Georgia to be at the press conference. Also present at the press conference will be Tom Biscardi, CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.

[jag]

And nowhere is there a mention of scholarly representation from any of a number of places that might have an interest in such a thing.

[genlock]

Weekly world news would have been there if they had not folded.

[Bar Rat]

George Noory will be providing coverage on Coast that night

[genlock]

And nowhere is there a mention of scholarly representation from any of a number of places that might have an interest in such a thing.

Media cover-up.

[Tom Taggart]

News Headline from Atlanta:

"Rural Georgia woman claims bigfoot is her late husband "Bubba."

[genlock]

Vince Dooley recruited linemen from north Georgia for years.

[Force Commander]

These kind of stories really seem to be coming out of the woodwork. Remember these recent goodies?

http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox/pag ... geId=3.3.1

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,396182,00.html