I have my work cut out for me, and I have been so busy the last couple of weeks, I haven't had time to post... or even look at porn. But I appreciate all of your encouragement. Hope to have a beer with each and everyone of you soon! Or do a line of coke with you. Or.. for my logan friends... a line of pepsi.
If you would spend more time reading the Logan County Schools lunch menu on the air... and less time giving handjobs under the bleachers at Logan High Football games.. we might get better obesity percentages next year. I mean, Really. 29%? I know we can at least take Arkansas next year. By the way, your wife says "hi." At least I think that's what she said. Her mouth was full. Nut sack.
You know Kidd, I think the thing I like best about you, not having actually SEEN you in 15 or so years (except for that dinner at the Marriott when you guys tried to get me come back to 102, which would have been more fun than working for that annoying little prick from Kentucky), is that you've gone from being an annoying little prick to a PROFESSIONALLY annoying little prick. It's doing it on purpose, not by accident, that makes me proud of you.
Keep it up fuckstick.
I learned from the best. And thanks for that. I don't know where I'd be without my "Incredible Bob Campbell" baptism by fire in the early 90's. Might be still reading lunch menu's on the air in Logan.
That's what I'm talking about Kidd. How few people could even come up with a retort to "free corn dogs"? Your average annoying little prick on the street would be struck dumb by a wildly inventive line like that.
monkey
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The corn dog reference Dave made is a valid one. In the days that followed the bankruptcy of WLOG in logan, and subsequently, it's rise from the Chapter 11 ashes.. free food was a very important part of our salaries. There were Wendy's coupons... trade with Morrison's walk-in... and on Friday, all of Dave's mom you could eat. It somehow made $12,000 dollars a year worth it all.
Don't ever shave.
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Dave, it's very strange that we were born on the same day of the same year.. 37 years old, and still bag on each others moms. That may be some deeply rooted psyche thing. And that isn't the first time the words "deeply," and "rooted" were used in the same sentence with "your mother."
For those who never truly worked at a struggling small town market station you really don't know what you missed. 10 guys in the back of a Chevette going to Marty's Tiger Mart in Chapmanville since they were the only ones who would cash our checks...trade outs for food were good, too. Traveling around town in the station jeep that had only a driver's seat and a porch swing in the back for anyone else who happened along.
Yeah, good times.
By the way, have Conley's mom show you the tatoo of former "Alice" star Vic Tayback on her stomach.
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!