What I picked up on the radio on the drive home is that Jay will drink himself until he passes out and/or pisses in his pants... You know... to show people what NOT to do. Priceless!
They're even holding a contest to see who can guess to the minute when it will happen! Free CD's for a year.
Didn't some DJs at a low rated AM station in Cincinnati try that back in the 70s and the one DJ get more sober as he kept drinking. I believe the station was WKRP.
Jay will drink himself until he passes out and/or pisses in his pants...
Let's not forget that we are talking about a guy who keeps plants in his living room, and only waters them to keep from climbing the steps to the bathroom.
Pissing one's self is not a stretch for Jay. Nor would be:
(ahem)
Trash can vomiting.
Toe Nail Biting.
The ole' Dingle Berry Pick and flick at a Cop.
Naked Twister with Daveinthemorning.
And Jack Blister Popping.
Jon Fox wrote:Didn't some DJs at a low rated AM station in Cincinnati try that back in the 70s and the one DJ get more sober as he kept drinking. I believe the station was WKRP.
I think in that episode, Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap were both drinking then taking a reaction time test given by a police officer as an anti-drunk driving message. Venus kept getting more drunk and did worse on the test the more he drank. Johnny's reaction time kept improving.....
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Thank you. I just realized that my first day of tequila and Cozumel could have been made slightly worse than it was. Although, I still say that tequila tastes better in Mexico.
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For the record, a Saint Albans policeman (former marine and trained for medical 1st response) will be present and will administer a variety of tests. The point of this is to show how quickly you can become impaired by alcohol without even really being aware off it.
Yes, I will be wearing Depends. The name of the promotion is In Depends Day.
I will attempt not to piss myself. I think I can handle 4 hours of drinking without taking a leak. I could be wrong about that.
This is a public service and not just an excuse to get drunk and act the fool on the air. Getting drunk is just a pleasant side effect of said public service. I act the fool every day anyway, so this is nothing out of the ordinary.
I will not be operating any machinery (including a transmitter or vehicle) at any time.