Police bust mobile prostitution vehicle

[Dr. Whiplash]

Whores on Wheels

MIAMI BEACH -- Miami Beach police have made 75 arrests as part of a prostitution crackdown. According to police, Christina Morta was operating a mobile brothel; a bus with five prostitutes on board that made regular stops along South Beach.

"One of our undercover officers saw the bus driving up and down Collins Avenue, was able to get on the bus for a certain amount of money, and saw the illegal activity going on inside," said Miami Beach Det. Juan Sanchez

Morta allegedly charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus. Once on board, prostitutes received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts, police said, addning that the so-called madam was also one of the prostitutes.

In addition to the arrests, police collected a large amount of evidence from U.S. currency to narcotics and firearms. A missing person was also located.

[Scott Reppert]

"Detective Juan"!!!

It'd be a knee-slapper except you'd be slapping someone else's knees...