The makings of a country song...

[David Paleg]

Chris Cagle, girlfriend jailed for domestic assault
May 28, 12:20 PM (ET)

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Country music singer Chris Cagle has been arrested for domestic assault in Nashville after police said he and his girlfriend got into a drunken fight.

Corrections officials say Cagle and his girlfriend, Jennifer Tant, have been jailed on misdemeanor domestic assault charges. A police affidavit says both were intoxicated and an argument turned physical early Wednesday.

The Davidson County Sheriff's Department says there is a mandatory 12-hour stay in jail before Cagle and Tant can post $1,500 bonds.

[cgarison]

Add George Bush and NASCAR and then it would be the modern equivalent to the perfect country western song.

(adapted from Jeremy Clarkson's three religions of the South.)

[Dave Loudin]

You sure her name isn't missing an i?

[AmpedNow]

Seems appropriate...

[AmpedNow]

http://baetzler.de/cgi-bin/country.pl

Do-it-yourself Country & Western Song

by Christopher Kline
I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal;
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore;
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
She asked me if I'd live off her forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.