(1) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
(2) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(3) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the football game before helping clean up the house.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, it is NOT permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: A loud sigh is actually a word, but it's also a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 1 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it. Do not faint. Just say 'you're welcome' and shut up already.
(8) Thanks a lot: That is PURE sarcasm and she's not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever'.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement. This is used when a woman told a man to do something several times, but she's now doing it herself because he didn't. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 1.
(10) Whatever: A women's way of saying 'go screw yourself'.
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