Hillary in Logan

[Dave Allen]

Hillary Clinton will be in Logan Monday.

Also, there is a bull running loose in the Wanda Trailer Park.

That is all the news from Logan today.

[genlock]

Bill is running loose in the Wanda trailer park?

[Dave Allen]

BULL running loose.....BULL. The funny thing is the Sheriff's Dept. felt the need to give us a description of the bull.

[cgarison]

BULL running loose.....BULL. The funny thing is the Sheriff's Dept. felt the need to give us a description of the bull.

Not a cow would usually work in Logan Co. Unless things have really changed in the last few years because most know how to tell the difference in bovine gender.

[The People's DJ]

Hillary Clinton will be in Logan Monday running loose in the Wanda Trailer Park.

[genlock]

Where is Wanda located?
Must no be up main Island Creek.

[AmpedNow]

I am now convinced that Logan isn't actually real, but is in an alternate reality.

Maybe Hillary will get stuck there.

[genlock]

Ok, Wanda is up Dingess Run, near Ethel.
I see that you can go up freeze fork and somehow get to Yolyn.
Damn.
When did they put this road in?
Dirt, strip mine road or poorly maintained state road?
Quick way to charleston from Rum Creek.
The toad from the head of Buffalo Creek to Pond Fork is another that I have never been over.

[Arp2]

Hillary Clinton will be in Logan Monday.

Also, there is a bull running loose in the Wanda Trailer Park.

Is it dragging a $100 bill??

If so, those two things being in the news on the same day suddenly make a whole lot more sense.


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[Ace Purple]

Has there been any noticeable uptick in political spending on radio with the upcoming election in West Virginia? If so, what candidate have you heard and what station(s) did you hear carrying their ads?

[Dr. Whiplash]

Has there been any noticeable uptick in political spending on radio with the upcoming election in West Virginia? If so, what candidate have you heard and what station(s) did you hear carrying their ads?

It's "Christmas in May" for some area stations.

Here in the Parkeysburg market, I'll make a wild guess that it's running 3:1, Hillary:Barack. The Barackster is running the "Enough is Enough" TV ad, which should help him, even though he ain't from around here.

The entire effort - such as having a former president campaigning in towns of 1000 population when his candidate has the state locked up - seems quite odd.

[amayo]

I just left a Hillary speech to Kentucky Dems--I think she's dropping out and angling for the Veep spot. She spent an hour attacking McCain and Bush, but nary a word about Barack Obama. I look for her to drop out just after May 2oth. That's the date for Kentucky, and Oregon's primaries. She's sure to win Kentucky large, so she may use that as an excuse to say bye-bye on a bit of an up-note. We could see her make the farewell speech here in the Bluegrass.

[Arp2]

It's "Christmas in May" for some area stations.

I know a station that, year after year, has its best month in May.

They'd love to have "May at Christmas!"

[genlock]

WSAZ had the "Bull loose in Wanda trailer park" story on Saturday morning.
Interviews with toothless locals and stills of bull.

[Dave Allen]

Easy, Gen. Those "toothless locals" are my fan base, man! The bull crossed over the mountain at Crooked Creek into the Wanda trailer park. As for Hillary they are planning to shut down the whole town for her, I guess, much like they did when Bill Clinton visited Madison Friday. She will speak at the Fieldhouse (now called Willie Akers Arena) at 3pm Monday.

In other news, Dave nearly died earlier this week. Thanks for caring, fuckers. I, for the first time in 15 years, missed a board shift due to illness. They tell me I have something wrong with my pancreas (leave it to me to suffer from something I can't even fucking spell). Anyway, so I could keep my streak alive, I actually did several break-ins from my hospital bed at Logan Regional.

Now, back to the livestock and Hillary reports.......

[genlock]

Damn, what happened?
Read your PM's.

[Dave Harman]

It's "Christmas in May" for some area stations.

.

It's not really Christmas when your regular advertisers get buried in the clutter and driven off the air by a bunch of lowest-rate politicians. But if you're not sold out, it's a bonanza.

[Bob Campbell]

May is traditionally the largest billing month of the year.

[Dave Allen]

What happened is my ass exploded, shooting black blood-filled chunks everywhere. The I passed out at a remote. ErinLynn, being the angel that she is, quickly moved out of the way and let me hit the wall. I was taken to Logan Regional, then being a man, checked myself out again. I was taken back Monday and spent Monday thru Wednesday being poked, prodded, inserted, etc. I found out the biopsy results Tuesday as to when I can expect to die.

[Dave Allen]

In Hillary news, she will be doing a ten minute interview tomorrow on air with my boss, Speedy Bevins. Erin will be on stage with her (since Erin worships her). I will be back at the station waiting to die.