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soccerguy · Post by **soccerguy** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:02 am

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Let the fun begin!

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:48 am

A doctor has just finished his rounds and walks up to the nursing station. The nurse says "Doctor, why do you have a thermometer behind your ear?"

"Oh great", says the Doctor, "some asshole has my pen!"

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:21 am

Hitler - Damned to Hell, Sent to Wheeling Instead

April 30, 1945

Furher states, "...lawsuit pending."