CONRAD CAUGHT IN MIDGET HOOKER STING

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:59 am

I did not know there were such things as MIDGET hookers but.............
LEAVE IT TO JOHN CONRAD TO PROVE ME WRONG!!!
SICK BASTERD

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:48 am

Maybe they offer them in "trial sizes"...like toothpaste.

Her name wasn't Bridget, was it?

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:36 pm

John has been deeply distraught since withdrawing from the campaign. Perhaps he felt self-destructive over his inability to lead our nation in this time of peril. Or maybe he's just into midgets. Regardless, he will come back from this ordeal a better man. CONRAD 2012!

jag · Post by **jag** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:47 pm

You say that as if it were possible for him to come back as a worse man (which, of course, it most certainly is not).

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:45 am

Conrad is a great guy but he is not the guy you would ask to watch your 13 year for the weekend. John is more of the guy that comes by and cleans the gutters or mows the grass. While he does these chores you will notice that he slips off to the van to slam a beer or six. Really sad to be honest!! Really freaking sad!

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:40 am

AARON SCOTT wrote:John is more of the guy that comes by and cleans the gutters or mows the grass.

I didn't know bowling alleys had lawns...

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:49 am

Scott....you have saw this first hand! You know just how sick and sad the situation is!!

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:25 am

THERE IT IS!

Most folks describe what's going on in this country of ours today as being a "sick and sad" situation...and that's just how you just described John!

I'M TELLIN' YA, HE'S STILL GOT MY VOTE FOR PRESIDENT DESPITE THE SCANDAL!!!

He wasn't trying to fit the midget into the Fry Daddy, was he?

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:10 am

AARON SCOTT wrote:Scott....you have saw this first hand!

Arp!

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:49 am

Hoosier Daddy wrote:
AARON SCOTT wrote:Scott....you have saw this first hand!
Arp!

I've learned from liberals that many people are just to be given up on and left in ghettos so long as they like me and think me kind for doing it.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:07 pm

You're on your "liberal" kick again, aren't you?

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:14 pm

Completely running of track on this...

Aaron, are you on the air? If so, do you actually speak this way as well?

Not slamming, just curious.

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:40 pm

I do mornings on WPDX and yes I talk like a hick.

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:46 pm

I am not slamming, just asking a question. How bad does someone's life have to suck to check grammer on posts for mistakes?

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:47 pm

There is nothing wrong with the way Aaron talks. Dyslexia is the problem. Here is the way that the sentence should have read:

"Scott you have saw....this hand first!"

Now aside from a missing comma and the extra . in the elipse, looks perfectly normal to me.

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:50 pm

I am going to lay in the cement pond for a bit!!

jag · Post by **jag** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:03 pm

Now that sounds a bit lewd, Aaron!

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:58 pm

Having blacked out until 1997, I have a theory...

Ace Purple · Post by **Ace Purple** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:35 pm

One time when I worked for Bubba, circa late 2003, a local strip club in Tampa had a midget stripper in as a special feature and brought her into the show. One of the interns on the show made the huge mistake of letting it be known that he had a legit fear of midgets, so Bubba brought him into the studio and had him get a lap dance from her. Afterward the intern was less than amused, to be sure.

I would have kept the photos from that morning saved on my hard drive, but even I found that to be a bit disturbing.