"The World's Worst Person"

[Hoosier Daddy]

[quote]World’s ‘worst person’ cashes in on his title

by Jeff McCallister / November 22, 2007


John Fitzgerald Page is a Columbus native who cheers on the Buckeyes with all his heart. He’s been an advertising model for the Fort Rapids water park and done stints as a mascot at Columbus Clippers games and for Sunny 95.

And, according to one popular website, Page is also the Worst Person in the World.

He went to middle school and high school here and is now a resident of Atlanta, where he works in mergers and acquisitions for a national retail giant.

Page also is an aspiring actor, with a resume that includes bit parts and extra roles in several movies.

When he was back in Columbus for an 18-month stretch recently to put his mother’s estate in order, he wanted to stay busy. Since very few movies are filmed here, he appeared in “multiple eventsâ€

[drunksailor]

AKA Mark Halburn

[Arp2]

AKA Mark Halburn

Dang it! Now, why'd you have to go and post that??

Now, someone is going to read the article, notice this,...

He’s also the guy in the red swimming trunks in ads for the Fort Rapids water park that came in the Valpak a couple of months ago.

...and then post that one picture of Mark to prove that he is not a swimsuit model!

We're all going to have to see it again!

Dang it!

[Hoosier Daddy]

He’s also the guy in the red swimming trunks in ads for the Fort Rapids water park that came in the Valpak a couple of months ago.

BLUE trunks, dammit!





So ... let's see if we can re-work this a little ...

THE STUD SAID: “I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards—not vice versa,â€

[Arp2]

See?? See???


I told you this would happen. I told you!!


Dang it!!!



I didn't even get logged off!
Shoot....my soup just went cold.
Wait...maybe that was my blood!
Dang it!