BREAKING: Steve Animal out at Charleston's Z-Rock.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:09 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:Its actually called "red eye" gravy.

after eating it i could probably offer some "brown-eye" gravy....

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Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:26 pm

Is this a case of coffee truly being "recycled?"

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:44 pm

Top Ten Reasons Steve Animal Got Fired

10. He's a douchebag.

9. He needs the time to plan his wedding.

8. It's cyclical. It happens every decade.

7. He's a douchebag.

6. His soon to be wife is way too hot and way too understanding and sweet. Kharma had to balance that shit out.

5. He's a douchebag.

4. It's cheaper to have someone "phone it in" from the home office than it is to have him "phone it in" locally.

3. He needs more time to be an evil slum lord.

2. He's a douchebag.

1. A 56 year old has trouble relating to an 18-34 core audience.

Death to Analmal!

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:59 am

Did you mention he's a douchebag?

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:24 am

August 22 2007. Week 6: Unemployment continues...

[quote="daveinthemorning"]Anytime you want to say goodbye to your dignity and make the short trek to Logan Proper I would gladly buy you and Shockley lunch at one of Logan's finer dining establishments. We can take in the delecious fair of Fat Jack's (I would recommend the Dave Allen Special, as I get 10 cents for every one they sell) It would be an honor to take out a legend for breakfast, lunch or dinner.[/quote]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. So, Dave... Shockley and I have decided to graciously take you up on yur lunch offer to drive to the megalopolis of Logan and try out one the the fine dining establishments that your part of the country offers. I figure, if it was good enough for Nunley... it's good enough for Nunley!! Let us know what day works best for you.

Other news this week... Z-Rock has erected another billboard off RT. 60E near Tomahawks. Why do that when the format is changing and the sales department doesn't even want/knows it exists?

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:22 am

Guys, it would be a pleasure. Two things must happen first..I have to have my wife give me some money and I have to find a day when I don't have a remote. I've had FIVE this week, but today's is at Subway so there is always the chance I can steal food from the back, which I have been known to do. Have your people call my people. Wait, I don't have people. Well, anyway call me.

ashton · Post by **ashton** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:09 am

You know what.. I've got you for lunch in Morgantown if you two are ever up here. From one fired Bristol employee to the next (two). Just make Shockley shower before he comes up here.

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:11 am

August 28, 2007. Week 7: Unemployment continues...

It's 7 weeks later and I am 10 pounds lighter! I miss eating all those free donuts and biscuits... not really! I must have been fat like Shockley!

I will not miss another non-paid Charleston "Lack of Sternwheelers" Regatta this year... and who is suppose to be there? Anyone with a real record contract? Can they kill the ice cream social... and bring back the Regatta beer social! Not the beer garden... glad Melton is dead! I'll drink to that!!!

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:48 am

Sorry Animal..

I just weighed in about 6 pounds LIGHTER than you..

But then again, they say that when wood is old and petrified that it weighs more, so I rekon u got that goin for ya!! lol

Love ya..

Mean it..

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:39 pm

OH, the shitfest continues...

Not only is it a pain in the ass to be on unemployment, but of course you wait every 2 weeks for the semi-life support check they slowly dump in the mail with hopes that it arrives before the weeks end so that you might be able to keep the electric on.
Well, I called the always busy and under motivated unemployment office. To my dismay, only to find out that my check was sent out on the 22nd... and it must be lost!!! Further more, they can't cancel it... I have to wait another 15 fucking days for a god damn replacement!!! What bullshit...AND, the hump back informed me that they sent out a form "today" to review my job search progress....

WE"RE IN FUCKING WEST VIRGINIA YOU STUPID BITCH!!!! NOBODY FUCKING COMES HERE FOR WORK ANYMORE UNLESS IT'S PRICKSTREET THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN THE ULTIMATE MONOPOLY POWER PLAY BY THE GOVERNOR TO SCREW EVERY BUSINESS OVER!!! IT'S OVER!! CLOSE THE STATE!!! GOOD NIGHT!!! GET A BEER AT OUR NEW BALLPARK ON THE WAY OUT!!!! AND SHOVE THE HOTDOG IN YOUR ASS AS A PARTING GIFT!!! ENJOY!!!

Please send a non refundable cash or money order gift to my PO Box so that I may buy a roll of toilet paper... preferrably the kind with that state of West Virginia printed on it. The mountainous terrain feels so good!!!

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:34 pm

Is this a sign that the real estate game ain't doing so well now either Steven? C'mon, get out there and move some properties.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:37 pm

He never mentioned "the creatures" that inhabit the unemployment office.

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:42 pm

He's just pissed cuz he's older AND fatter than me now!!!

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:46 pm

Zak Tyler wrote:
daveinthemorning wrote:Its actually called "red eye" gravy.
after eating it i could probably offer some "brown-eye" gravy....

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Arp2 wrote:Is this a case of coffee truly being "recycled?"

I just now caught this conversation at the top of the page...

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:53 pm

SHOCKLEY wrote:He's just pissed cuz he's older AND fatter than me now!!!

:D :D :D

I suppose he was once slimmer and younger than you?

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:13 pm

He was once slimmer...

But EVERYONE is younger than Animal...

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:20 pm

As for Prickstreet, my wife works there. I love them because of her salary I don't have to get a real job.

That having been said, Shockley and Animal, the offer for lunch still stands. You guys really need to experience the Coal Miner's Special, The Big Mike or The Dave Allen Special at Fat Jack's.

Nunley ate the Big Mike and he ain't dead....yet.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:32 pm

I thought your wife had something to do with brains n stuff.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:45 pm

I don't know what she does. All I know is she works in Charleston in a big building with lots of lights, windows and doors. She drives a nice car and once a week she gives me money.

bmathews · Post by **bmathews** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:40 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:I don't know what she does. All I know is she works in Charleston in a big building with lots of lights, windows and doors. She drives a nice car and once a week she gives me money.

that's funny & i can totally relate